![]() ![]() “It’s bouncing around the Web like a beachball at a Nickelback concert. “What’s going on? Is this some sort of interactive theatre art piece?” – Rod Kimble “I’m officially kicking off Phase Two: Operation Fiscal Jackhammer.” – Rod Kimble Implausible, I know, but I like to think that he had sex the night before, and a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions.” – Barry Pasternak Andy Samberg plays a wannabe Evel Knievel who sets out to jump over 15 buses to raise money for his stepfather's heart operation and pretends to be pummeled by inanimate objects for. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Hot Rod marked the first foray into feature films for former Bay Area high-school buddies Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer, a.k.a. It’s of this rebellious young man, and he’s urinating on an FM radio. “I’ve got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. “Now I don’t want to say that kiss was hot, but if the boner police are here, I want a lawyer!” – Barry Pasternak “Life is pain – we’ve got to scrape the joy from it every chance we get.” – Rod Kimble “Frank, I’m going to get you better, you old sack of shit, and then I’m going to uncork the ass beating of a lifetime on you! And you will respect me! Peace!” – Rod Kimble “Have fun being married to satan!” – Rod Kimble “You have only to believe if you wish to achieve. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.” – Rod Kimble “Never sneak up on a man who’s been in a chemical fire.” – Frank Powell I am gonna get you better, and then I’m gonna beat you to death!” – Rod Kimble But Hot Rod i s more than disposable comedy. Would you guys like to light them off?” – Rico But in 2007’s Hot Rod starring future Brooklyn Nine-Nine lead Andy Samberg, Rod Kimble is the greatest stunt man alive. “Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men’s restroom. “I’d rather die than live in a world where I can’t kick your ass.” – Rod Kimble RELATED: Check out Andy Samberg in Palm Springs (2020) “You know, pools are perfect for holding water…” – Dave “Then, when I’m done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me to have sex with them, which is kinda weird.” – Rico Ya know, how it’s just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces.” – Rod Kimble “GOD! I go to church every goddamn Sunday! You gonna bring the DEMONS outta me?” – Rico Rod Kimble: Wow, that’s pretty racist but correct. ![]() But if it was prison rules, I’d put my money on the taco. The film also stars Jorma Taccone, Sissy Spacek, Will Arnett, Danny McBride, Isla Fisher and Bill Hader. Being Andy Sambergs Hot Rod Stuntman Was A Dangerous Job. When Frank becomes ill, Rod raises money for his heart operation by executing his largest stunt yet. Rod Kimble: Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between… a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.ĭenise: Is that what you were really going to ask me?ĭenise: Well, I think the grilled cheese sandwich – in a fair fight. The film stars Andy Samberg as amateur stuntman Rod Kimble, whose stepfather, Frank ( Ian McShane ), continuously mocks and disrespects him. “I’m freakin’ PUMPED! I been drinkin’ green tea all goddamn DAY!” – Ricoĭenise: I’m sorry, Rod. We just didn't think you could handle it.Īll I want is to earn your respect, Frank.Hot Rod – Movie Trailer Best Hot Rod Quotes One day, I'll punch you right in the face,Īnd I see you're still doing your stunts. Script-O-Rama afterwards - because reading is good for your noodle. At least you'll have some Hot Rod quotes (or even a monologue or two) to annoy your coworkers with in the meantime, right? I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and all that jazz, so if you have any corrections, feel free toĭrop me a line. If you havent already seen the trailers and clips for Hot Rod. Transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the movie to get the dialogue. This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly Voila! Finally, the Hot Rod script is here for all you fans of the Andy Samberg movie. Hot Rod Script - transcript from the screenplay and/or the Andy Samberg movie Hot Rod Script - Dialogue Transcript
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